• breadgenie:

    person: h-

    me: 🎤 BITCH 🔞🚫 IMMA MONSTER 👹💪🏼 I RAP WITH A PROSPECT 👊🏼🖕🏼 YEAH I RAP WITH A MINDSET 💥⚡️ I’M A SUSPECT 🔫🔪🧐 SUCKA 👻 WHERE YO RHYMES AT 🤔❓WHERE YO LINES AT ⁉️🙄💀 I’M THE KING 👑 I’M THE GOD 🙏🏼🔥 SO WHERE MY EMPERORS AT? 😈⚒

  • 3porgs-in-a-maxi-dress:
“sailormooncollectibles:
“the Sailor Moon Monopoly game is finally here!!! 😍 Watch my review video for more in-depth looks of all the game pieces and property cards! ^_^ Watch here: https://youtu.be/X0gdjvaTPaA
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  • biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

    not-as-bad-as-frankenstein:

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

    dumbthinmint:

    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

    Frankenstein got written because Mary Shelley was the only person in her peer group to finish Nanowrimo

    Wasn’t her peer group full of horny frat boys who were constantly having parties and in her desperation to have one chill day with no one trying getting all handsy, she mentioned that there’s this writing thing and vaguely insinuated that they wouldn’t be able to do it and then all the boys were like “YES I CAN JUST WATCH” and at the end of it all Mary Shelley finally had time to write about this idea she had dreamed about without some dumb horny boy trying to tell her how women should be in his bed instead of writing?

    that is technically an accurate historical recap, yes

    Also, while stuck with all these intellectual dude bros who were constantly going on about how great they all were, she wrote a main character who thought he was the greatest and smartest but then refused to take responsibility for anything leading to the destruction of his entire life.

    ahhahahaahahaha

  • praythegayway:
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    arkham:
“ fishingboatproceeds:
“ As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot...
  • neilnevins:

    the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

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  • bang-tan:

    when he pull out the d for the first time and its bigger than u thought it’d be

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    then u try to calculate if you can handle that length

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    and ur not too sure…..

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    BUT THEN HE PULL OUT DAT LUBE

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